Cruz For President? & More, Radio Awards

Running for President of the United States requires great sacrifice... along with ample love and attention from the media elite. The 'Warm Embrace' AWARD goes to... Texas Senator Ted Cruz. Having “sex parties†with hookers in Colombia isn't just for the Secret Service. Another government agency wants in! The 'Too Much Free Time' AWARD goes to... Drug Enforcement Agents. If you tell people what they want to hear enough times - chances are they begin to believe it - right? The 'Campaign Rhetoric' AWARD goes to... Hillary Rodham Clinton. Don't look now but gas prices are on the rise again - after falling to record lows. The question everybody is asking - IS WHY? The country responsible, the AWARD goes to... Yemen. So much is taken for granted when it comes to the 'American Soldier'. This one world leader made an extraordinary gesture back to America. The AWARD of Praise goes to... Afghan President Ashraf Ghani. One of the biggest mysteries to mankind is - the hangover the day after from a night on the town! For using their brainpower and resources to solving this puzzle - the Napa Valley AWARD goes to... researchers from the University of Illinois.

 

…and now you’re more informed than you were just 10 minutes ago!