The Keystone Cops & More, Radio Awards

They say leadership starts at the top. The whole country was watching, he never blinked and was surprisingly polite. The head of the 'keystone cops' AWARD goes to... Joseph P. Clancy. Proving once again that elections do have consequences. The 'smart politician' AWARD goes to... Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. When you lie, cheat, and mess up big.... confess quickly, and then ask for everything back. The Determination or Stupidity AWARD goes to... Lance Armstrong. They always say you can't pick your family, just your friends. The 'father of the year NOT' - AWARD goes to... Congressman Aaron Schock’s dad. This man interprets the Freedom of Information Act as the freedom to provide information should he choose to, or he'll just act like he's doing it, but won't. The AWARD of secrecy goes to... President Barack Obama. "It was an act of God," said his grateful mother. Proving once again that miracles really do happen! The AWARD of resiliency goes to... 22 month old Gardell Martin.

 

…and now you’re more informed than you were just 10 minutes ago!